Ranch Dressing
A dipping sauce ordered with every meal by every fat girl ever. Breakfast, lunch or dinner,
chicken strips, pizza, a side salad, or
carrot sticks, it doesn't matter how healthy or unhealthy a dish is, a side of
fat girl sauce is a great way to add a few more calories.
Fat girl: Can I have a side of
ranch with that please?
Waiter: (Whispers to self) One side of
fat girl sauce, got it.
