"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from
the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving
Betsy Rossâ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love whoâs unafraid to step in!
Heâs constantly confusinâ, confoundinâ the British henchmen
Evâryone give it up for Americaâs
favorite fighting Frenchman!"
