Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."
By Nathalia
Filbert
The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.
While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.
Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.
