Define Fingerblasting Meaning

Fingerblasting
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.

See also: Crimson Switch

Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?

Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
By Freddy
Fingerblaster
One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.

Andy had manual stimulation with Amy last night, she was pleasured four times, man he is one fingerblaster.
By Demetra
FingerBlast
To rapidly manipulate a vagina or asshole with one's finger.

I fingerblasted the shit out of this chick's moist pussy last night, dude
By Eolande
Fingerblast
To jackhammer a womens minge, used to as a gentlemens segway into the shocker.

I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.
By Kattie
Fingerblast
1. To use ones fingers as an instrument of vaginal destruction

1. "I'm gonna fingerblast your soul into oblivion"
2. "I'm gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust"
By Kyle
FingerBlast
To slam your fingers with guided precision into the depths of a man, woman, or animal's pussy or puckering anal cavity with the ferocity of a thousand foot pounds.

Dude, last night I was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull...surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.
By Gilbertine
Fingerblast
when a man/woman violently and quickly fingers a vagina

That girl was so drunk i fingerblasted her right on the dance floor
By Polly
Fingerblast
To punch a vagina or asshole with one's fingers. Often in a rapid fashion, seldom precise.

"So I fingerblasted this chick last night...I'm pretty good at that."
"WTF Paul..."
By Sherline
FingerBlasted
Getting blasted in the anus or vaginal area by the ring or middle finger.

OMG, she just got fingerblasted in your room!
By Lorianne
Fingerblast
Since girls pockets are to small, they store their fresh fish in their vaginas. So when you ask for a snack, you reach into the vagina to find fresh snacks, and they call this finger blasting, as it's a blast of flavor.

Bruh me and my girl went camping and ran into this hungry massive bear. Suddenly I remembered how much bears love fish and I had this genius Idea to fingerblast my girl and feed him some fish.. That nasty vagina saved my life yo
By Sophi