A painful and
surreal psycho-gastrointestinal condition
contrived through eating copious amounts of fast food and
belching belligerent insults at others while attempting, unsuccessfully, to carry out the office of the president of the United States of America.
The shallow
souled orange-haired
doofus unleashed his
fire and fury, the likes of which the world has ever seen, through the golden cylinders of shame by unleashing his sadly ineffective rants against the good people of the world.