When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your
poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way
the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the
chocolate tube he demanded that misses
Gloop take a ride on his
fudge gondola.
