The
Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of
designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the
garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.
Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and
Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The
spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.
