A
gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their
ex girlfriend's parents. During a
Gatling hawk's spare time, a
Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.
I was having
a good time watching
YouTube, and then I encountered a
Gatling hawk.