Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing
baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of
this is that the "key" looks
strangely like a penis.
Fred:
Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of
big black guys all over each other.
Bob: Are the
Lakers playing?
Fred: Yes.
Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.