The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
A common response, often yelled from oneโs moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, โVisualize Whirled Peas.โ
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, โVisualize my asshole!โ to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.