Define My Asshole Meaning

MY ASSHOLE

MY ASSHOLE IS SOO BIG I CANN FIT 5 DICKS IN IT
By Chloris
My Asshole
a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time

By Malorie
My Asshole
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My asshole is the blackhole๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
By Natalina
Visualize My Asshole
The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.

Why donโ€™t you visualize my asshole?
By Roslyn
Visualize My Asshole!
A common response, often yelled from oneโ€™s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, โ€œVisualize Whirled Peas.โ€

In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, โ€œVisualize my asshole!โ€ to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
By Grier
Finger In My Asshole

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
By Saloma
Brasso On My Asshole
A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
By Melba
Moths In My Asshole
It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.

"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-
By Calley
Piss In My Asshole
to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

By Florida
Kiss My Asshole
Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.

Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!
By Vyky