Define Kiss My Ass Meaning

Kiss My Ass
Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.

I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".
By Roxine
Kiss My Ass
1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.

1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
By Celeste
Kiss My Ass Hat
This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"

My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.
By Nolana
Kiss My Ass Bitch
a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!
By Joellyn
Kiss My Ass Day
A particular day when you just don't care about what anybody thinks. It really should be a national holiday.

some a-hole:"Hey, Heather! Your hair looks like crap!"
Me:"Hey a-hole! Do you know what day it is? It's Kiss My Ass Day, so kiss my ass, why don't ya?"
By Viva
Kiss My Ass Goodbye
A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye
By Corene
Kiss My Ass Flu
refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.

"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
By Dory
Lu-kiss-my-ass

that kid is lu-kiss-my-ass
By Kalli
French Kiss My Ass
Imperative sentence to command someone to kissing an open asshole using his/her tongue.

C'mon ya cocksuckin' faggot, french kiss my ass!
By Breena
Eskimo Kiss My Ass
The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.

By Sephira