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Define Your Dick Meaning

Your Dick
is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.
By Elaina
Your Dick
The smallest thing in the world. You could not see it even with a super telescope.

I would kick you in your dick if one could even see it.
By Olive
Your Dick
The empire state building

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"
By Giralda
Your Dick
is very small

"Your Dick is small"
By Linnie
Your Dick
The smallest thing in the world.

That dust particle is a small as your dick!
By Eyde
Your Dick
Microscopic.

Your dick is microscopic.
By Sarette
Bitches On Your Dick
Something franklin needs to get

Nigga dont hate me cause im beautifull nigga mabye if you got rid of yo yee yee ass haircut you can get some bitches on your dick or better yet tanisha would call yo dog ass if she aint talkin to that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with niiggaa
By Robyn
Smell Your Dick
A figurative term meaning to check if someone is being honest. Comes from Riskay 's song "Smell Yo Dick" about checking for infidelity, but has since come into usage in a business setting.

Jimmy: "So we are giving you exclusive access to this special deal for $35k since you are our absolute favorite client."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."
By Sibelle
Holster Your Dick
To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
By Cherin
Tuck Your Dick
1. Something said to discourage unnecessary boasting about masculinity/macho-ness

2. Instructing one to shut-up/calm the fuck down

Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Just blasted 100 reps of 50kg chest presses. Warm-up done!
Girl: Tuck your dick, fool.

Girl: OMG INSTAGRAM GOT A NEW UPDATE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT FILTERS TO USE TO MAKE MY SELFIES LOOK HOT??!!?!
Boy: Bitch, tuck your dick.
By Cristin