Define Needs Meaning

Needs
Pittsburghese for "needs to be," "needs to go," "needs to have," "needs to use," etc.

The bridge needs fixed.

The dog needs outside.

I need a pop.

Yunz don't need all them gumbans do yunz?
By Kyla
Needs
wantin something really bad and u have to have it now

By Nessy
Need On?
An informal question sometimes used to covertly offer the sale of illicit drugs, usually Cannabis.

By Rivkah
Needful
An indian term usually used in place of the word "necessary"

Hi, with regards to that help you promised me, kindly do the needful.
By Andria
Needfuls
A group of Indian Technology professionals attempting to make sub-English requests to on-shore technical teams. Derived from the Indian request to "please do the needful", or "kindly do the needful", where "the needful" refers to "the necessary".

The "needfuls" just raped us today on code defects.
By Della
The Need
"The need?" is a phrase used to question what the point is in someone or something, essentially a shortened version of "what's the need in that?"

Person 1: Gary is such a fucking arsewipe

Person 2: I know, the need?
By Adora
No Need
adj/statement:

udescription of any event, smell, taste, sight, feeling etc that is totally unnecessary.

Fat men in thongs - NO NEED!
By Melicent
Need

Man, I really need to get that sweet new phone!
By Rosalind
Need
1. To want desperately
2. To want for (in the British sense)

1. "I need a burrito/blow job/good kick to the head."
2. "I need you to untie me if you want a hand job."
By Carree
Needs
1. A word denoting that a person or object is found to be wanting.

2. An exclamation used when something is found to be hilariously inadequate or unsatisfactory.

3. Abbreviation of Special Needs, i.e. Mentally or Physically retarded.

1. Dude 1 "I'm not coming out tonight, I'm watching Lost."

Dude 2 "Rah boy, you've got needs."

2. "Look! I got new trousers"

"Urgh, needs."

3. "Where's your brother today?"

"He's in the special unit cos he has special needs."
By Viviene