Define Do The Needful Meaning

Do The Needful

Let me keep this ticket open until I do the needful
By Coretta
Do The Needful
The person uttering the phrase has indicated to the listener that they have decided the issue being discussed is not their problem. They don't care how it is solved, but know they will not be involved in solving it.

The network connection is failing sporadically only when going through this particular router, but I have checked it's logs and see no errors. It is not a problem with my network, but with your software. Do the needful and fix this issue (and spend many, many hours gathering additional data to prove beyond any doubt it is the router).
By Nadeen
Do The Needful
Simply means to do what you know needs to be done.

your drivers license has expired. Do the needful by going to get it renewed.
By Julissa
Do You Need A Wambulance?
what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
By Adriana
Do You Need A Spoon?
a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
By Sioux
Do You Need A Broom?
When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.

Do you need a broom? bitch?
By Evita
Do We Need To Have A Word
What Daniel Howell says to Phil Lester when he says something inappropriate in a gaming video

By Liva
Why Do I Need You
Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today

Why do i need you? because u r everything and everything will change when ur gone
By Helene
Do We Need A Sleeping Bag For The Presentation
when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation
By Caroljean
Do You Need Some Butter For That Toast
Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST
By Nanon