Person A: "
My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the
medic? We need
ice for that burn right now."