a fortune cookie
that doesn't actually have a fortune
in it, instead they package it with a lame
statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh
, what does you fortune cookie
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche