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Special Needs
The greatest band ever to grace the streets of London

I love special needs.
By Flori
Special Needs
Describes a person requiring very particular foods (usually expensive, frequently for cosmetic, vain, or self-righteous reasons).

Used to reframe the target as disadvantaged, instead of elite or health-conscious.

Ex 1
Jeffrey: Sorry, bro, that has HFCS in it.
Brian: What do you mean? It's fine in moderation..
Jeffrey: Do I look moderate to you? Bitch please, I'm special needs.

Ex 2
Edward: You're sleeping with her now? Heh, just be sure to have on hand some soy milk, muesli, and morningstar veggie bacon. Caron is special needs.
By Eleni
Special Needs
A term used to refer to someone with either an intellectual disability or, in a broader context, any condition that may pose problems in an educational setting, which can include non-behavioural or learning disorders, e.g., diabetes.

A statement of special needs absolutely does not imply retardation.
By Aeriela
Special Needs
1)A great band

2)A great song

3)A not so great mental disorder

1) I saw Special Needs perform last night.

2) I bought the song Special Needs for my iPod. Very good.

3) I have special needs. Eh.
By Olivie
Special Needs
Frank Graham

That kid wears a helmet because he has special needs
By Adrianna
Special-Needs
The nice way of telling someone they're a hardcore-feminist

Ashton: "Look at that special-needs dude over there!"
Matt: "...they're not special needs"
Ashton: "I mean a feminist, dude."
By Cathi
Special Needs Cannon
A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him
By Mahala
Special Needs Goose
The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
By Tomasine
Special Needs Donkey
A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
By Idalia
Special Needs Friends
One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.

Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.

I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.
By Kamilah