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Define The Mongoose Meaning

Mongoosed
Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........
By Ginevra
Mongoosing
The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.

"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"
By Madalyn
Mongoosal
Related to mongooses - a description of awesome and amazing events

The game was mongoosal!
By Terese
Mongoose
A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.
By Tobye
Mongoose
A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.
By Sharia
The Mongoose
The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter
By Georgina
Mongoose
A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.

1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
By Willyt
Mongoose
1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.

2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia

2) Also a small furry creature

1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!

2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school

3) Your mother's a mongoose!

By Rosalie
Mongoose
Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.

"God, there are like no guys at this party"
'What about Mike?"
"Nah he's such a mongoose"
By Carol
Mongoose
The name for a girl who is the village bicycle but a mongoose has pegs there for more than one person can take a ride at any given time making her even more of a slut

Zac and Austin rode a mongoose named Brittany whom has had up to 4 other people at one time
By Cindi