Define Excuse Me Meaning

Excuse Me

boy 1: ya gurl a bitch
boy 2: excuse me
By Eveleen
Excuse Me
A term heard mostly from southern mom,that mean you have 5 seconds to shape up or you won't be able hear or sit for the next 3 weeks. Normally said in a somewhat calm tone that will freeze your blood

Mother: excuse me?
And that was the last thing poor Timmy heard before his death
By Cherry
Excuse Me
A phrase meaning either:

1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."

2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.

1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*

2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
By Meredith
Excuse Me
a better way of saying "MOVE!"

By Penelope
Excuse Me
What you say when you fart. (Britain)

By Gerrie
Excuse Me
A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!
By Evania
Excuse Me
Did you call me crazy and insane

Fuck you mother fucker

You should know that i am more powerful than your fucking being together with supermans.

Bloody fucker. Excuse me with your fucking revolting luring offenses. Screw your blotchy white skin. Having a few skin and balding issues beau. Making up shit about perfectly happy and healthy people. You are a cunt and a half.
By Charis
Excuse Me Bro
what you say at a club or bar to a puffed out chested guy when you need to get through to get to the bar, which is why you are REALLY at the bar cuz you go to the bar to get DRUNK not to pick up gold diggers. ANYWAY- when you need to convey to a potentially trouble causing trendy striped shirt guy that you want to get through in a very non confrentational "im being polite to you so you cant get mad at me" way.. you say "excuse me bro" and they let you through and they have no option but to be polite back. its bar/club ediqette. everyone knows that and if you dont. learn it.

*walking through the bar* 'excuse me bro'- no prob man go ahead. thanks bro.
By Dot
Excuse Me Wtf ?
To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?
By Lenee
Um Excuse Me
something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.

"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"
By Marcie