Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Just blasted 100
reps of 50kg chest presses. Warm-up done!
Girl:
Tuck your dick, fool.
Girl: OMG INSTAGRAM GOT A NEW UPDATE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT
FILTERS TO USE TO MAKE MY SELFIES LOOK HOT??!!?!
Boy: Bitch,
tuck your dick.