a sport played in melbourne, a poor excuse of a city which is a copy of sydney, its main game is gayfl (afl) which hardly constitutes as football compared to league, union and american rules where there are tackles and real men.
poofs running around in singlets fumbling their balls all the time calling for marks so they dont get tackled and wreck their nice hair.
not to mention that the sadest part about this sport is the fact melbourne teams havent won a premiership in like 6 years.
1) two (sometimes more) gay people of either gender who are best friends
2) a gay person who is the best friend of a straight person
Jordan (lesbian): "Hey, you guys you wanna goshoe shopping later?"
Sara (straight): "Of course Patrick wants to, he's gay!"
Patrick (gay): "Yeah, we're totally gayfles like that."
