To get pissed on without expecting it; typically as a punishment for an unnecessary comment. Derived from 'dank', which literally means unpleasantly moist or
damp. If you
get danked, I
assure you, you will be unpleasantly moist.
Brendan: Dude,
you're such an idiot for thinking
Selena Gomez is actually a good singer.
Landon: ARE YOU TRYING TO
GET DANKED RIGHT NOW?!
SELENA GOMEZ IS A STAR.
