A contagious form of sexual
dysfunction, often infecting whole countries, and particularly prevalent in Britain and Canada. Manifests itself in the form of violent hatred and/or
catty jealousy towards redheaded people, no matter how beautiful, instead of figuring out what else they might be good for. Generally considered one of the strongest arguments in favor of the American Revolution.
Also called
gingerism.
"Yeah, I'm datin' a
redhead. You see, while you were down sick with
gingerphobia, I found out that she's nice, she's hot, and she's basically too good for you. And I certainly ain't
goin' out with YOU on my arm on Saturday night, boy! So don't start with me."