"did you call me" "nah, man, i must have Giulianied you"
By Lexie
Giuliani
To sodomize with a plunger. Usually appears as part of the phrase "It's Giuliani time!"
Originates with a 1997 incident in which several New York City police officers sodomized Haitian immigrant Abner Louima with a plunger in the bathroom of the 70th Precinct station house.
One of the officers was claimed to have uttered "It's Giuliani time!" during the assault, referring to the mayor of New York at that time, Rudy Giuliani. The claim was later retracted, but the phrase stills finds use as a reminder of Mayor Giuliani'smorally questionable approach to crime in New York.
"As my girlfriend held up a plunger and declared 'It's Giuliani time', I wondered if my health insurance would cover the surgery required to repair my colon."
For instance when Donald Trump's lawyer Rudy Guiliani let it slip on 7/30/2018 on CNN that there was a strategizing meeting to get incriminating information on Hillary Clinton two days prior to meeting with Russian nationals.
Then Giuliani said he had heard from reporters that Cohen is saying there was a meeting before the Trump Tower meeting, with several Trump aides, about “the strategy of the meeting with the Russians.” He told CNN (emphasis added):
"... Cohen also now says that — he says too much — that two days before he was participating in a meeting with roughly the same group of people — but not the president, definitely not the president — in which they were talking about the strategy of the meeting with the Russians. The people in that meeting deny it. The people who we’ve been able to interview. The people we’ve not been able to interview have never said that about that meeting."
-Vox news
Police officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Drunk driver to police officer: "Officer, I went to the second bar but I didn't have a single drink. Not a single one!"
Passenger: "Nice Giuliani!"
By Rivalee
Giuliani
Verb.
To shamelessly take advantage of substantial tragedy for one's own personal gain.
"Man, Larry really giulianied his sister's untimely death. They weren't even that close but he's using it to get all the ladies..."
"Don't giuliani. The War in Iraq isn't a way for you to make a quick buck selling ribbon shaped bumperstickers!"
By Eachelle
Giuliani
Any time the score of a competitive game is 9-11. Happens quite often in a competitive game of table tennis. Refers to the repetitive references of the 9/11 attacks made by former New York Mayor,2008 Presidential Candidate, and complete douche bag Rudy Giuliani in his miserably failed attempt to gain support from the American people using nothing other than politics of fear.
A fart you make during a serious conversation, like what the attorney of Trump, Rudy Giuliani did when he was asked a question in cour By the Michigan house oversight committee. First, it's ink, now it's hot air.
Friend: I have a very serious problem
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDYGIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT