Noun
A short-lived society in and around the people's republic of Cambridge. The basis of this group was a common interest in socializing, specifically partying. As early as 2001 people of all races, faiths, genders and socio-economic backgrounds were being iniated into the
glee club. Once iniated, one can never "leave" the glee club, although it is very easy to
renounce and move on from. There were two ways to be iniated, which were:
1. To be iniated by a member of the glee club, fulfilling
the oath and learning
the handshake.
2. Exchanging bodily fluids with any glee club member.
(Because of iniation
rule #2, it is uncertain how many glee club members there are on earth. It is theorized somewhere between 900-70,000 people are in the glee club without even knowing it.)
The tenets of the glee club were:
1. Party hard.
2. Party harder than you did the night before.
3. Party safe.
Drugs were not necessary for membership, although thoroughly encouraged. Super
neato things like bitchin' parties, good drugs for cheap, a diverse knowledge and selection of drugs, and an uncanny ability to
alienate other
clique's were
par for the course for glee club members. In 2004, the glee club disbanded due to a lack of leadership, funding for and direct supply of drugs, not to mention everyone in the glee club figured out just how stupid perpetually chilling with the same dirty-pothead associates was.
People stopped partying with the glee club when their ambitions turned away from excessive drug abuse and towards the opposite sex, or maybe sex in general.
Glee club members to this day claim it was a long-running joke, or a scheme to get high for free gone horribly wrong, and swear to never again allow a group of people to do so little for so long and stay high through it all.
Person A: Why is we so
fuckin' gleeful?
Person B: 'Cuz
we's the mother-fuckin' glee club.