Define Glomper Meaning

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

A Jewish person with blue eyes and blonde hair

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.