Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".
When someone is talking smart (ie. Hacking, ddosing, dosing) when they don't know anything and should learn from the hacking simulator Hacknet. Hacknet is a hacking simulator released to Steam onAugust 12, 2015.
Jimmy: I'll hack you and fry your router.
John: Alright here is my IP.
Jimmy: I'm hitting you off, are you lagging?
John: Nice tryscript kiddie. Go play some Hacknet bro.
It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.