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Define Gold Medal Meaning

Gold Medal
Another term for having a large penis, derived from the fact that Trojan Magnum (large size) Condoms come in a gold foil wrapper.

Hey baby I don't know if you've ever gone gold medal before but its a whole different experience.
By Deana
Gold Medal
The act of eating a girl out while she is preforming a handstand.

Dude do you see that girl doing the handstand over there? She is just asking for a gold medal.
By Valentina
Gold Medaling
Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport

Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
By Ronica
Gold Medal
After giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck

That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
By Storm
Gold-medal Champion
Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.

Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion
By Carol
Gold Medal Mama
a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
By Alidia
Gold Medal Head
In honor of the 08 Olympics, it is a phrase to an outstanding oral performance.

That chick I dated last night was a bit of a butterface but she sure gives gold medal head!
By Sandra
Gold Medal Trunk
A top notch booty

what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
By Dionis
Olympic Gold Medal Nose Dive Into The Bed
A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
By Ophelie
Suck Gold Medals
When a Man sucks another mans penis for pleasure

Brian likes to suck gold medals for fun.
By Claudelle