When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find
no poo on the paper, hence a
clean exit and a ‘
golden angel’.
If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just
an angel, it was a
golden angel -
winner!!