Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.
I wish I were a member of the GoonSquad, then I could giveit to those that want it.
By Sharline
Goon Squad
A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.
Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.
A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
