Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective.
A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman
deems you
honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature.
Philosophical and embraces their
Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world
a better place for awesome."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has
fallen away from awesome, however,
that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
