The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of
saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to
choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the
PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.
While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size
6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious
Texas-sized gorilla nipples."
