Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully
monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and
secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in
grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.