Old-School
FF Fan: Have you played FF3?
Mr. Never-Played-a-FF-Before-7: Yeah! I renamed Luneth to "Bubba."
Old-School FF Fan: Five letter names? Luneth? What the heck
are you talking about that piece of junk remake for? I meant the REAL
Final Fantasy 3, ya friggin' graphics whore!
Mr. Never-Played-a-FF-Before-7:
Waaaah! You called me a whore! I'm gonna go cut myself and be emo like Cloud now!