*at a small ranch in West Texas*
Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta
bizness an' work the ol' cow.
*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*
Jim Bob: *gasps*
Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!
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Mark H. Proud
Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.