I know you all are
hot n popular and you have so many full birthdays to celebrate, so why should you bother with a half-assed attempt at your
half birthday? Because it's the Best. Day. Of. The. Year. Nobody cares about your half birthday (please make no exception for mine), so do you and do it up, but don't do too much because it's your half birthday. I'm eagerly awaiting an invite to your
halfway decent celebration.
Emma's
half birthday is coming up on
Feb 1. At half past one, she's taking her friends hiking. At half past six, they're making half-assed pizzas. They'll finish off the festivities by getting half baked and playing
half a game of something or other.