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Define Halfway Crooks Meaning

Halfway Crook
An impossibility or oxymoron. You either are or are not a crook. You can't steal a little bit from someone and be called a partial thief. You have taken, you are a thief, period. Therefore to say someone is a halfway crook is to refer to an impossibility.

This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"

We stealing this car or what? Go hard or go home, sun. Ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks.
By Sandi
Halfway Crook
Poser; Fake; Someone who tries to act hard and is really a BIG PUSSY

"scared to death, scared to look

they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks"

Shook Ones Pt. II Mobb Deep

Note: Eminem uses this verse in a rap battle against Papa Doc in 8 Mile
By Anabal
Halfway Crook
A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.

Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"
By Nancy
Halfway Crooks
A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.

Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks
By Sarine
Ain't No Such Things As Halfway Crooks
the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
By Pam