Define Hannah Montana Meaning

Hannah Montana

dude, did hannah montana's voice just crack?
By Cori
Hannah Montana
The new image of the avril lavigne poser

hannah montana fan: Lyke 0mGzz Hav3 cHu s33N HaNN@ah's nU Vid3o?

non-hannah fan: if you're talking about the one where's she dressed like a wannabe poser and finally got rid of her weave then yeah I've seen it

hannah montana fan: O: waT3v3r iMM@ buY H3r cD
By Wendy
Hannah Montana
is a horribly produced show that has a retarded plot and even worse actors. She has a fake accent that wouldn't ever pass as a real one. They overuse the laughtrack way too much and all her songs are about herself.(just like fergie!)

girl: do you think hannah montana is a good actor?

every one in room: HELL NO!
By Trixy
Hannah Montana
A very poorly made show. If you want to see a bratty little untalented snob act like a 2 year old this is the show for you.

Miley: omg like omg like omg look me sing! HANNAH MONTANA! Weeeeeeeeeeee! La, la!
By Lorraine
Hannah Montana
miley cyrus's twin. their father, billy ray cyrus, had twins and since he did't want to have to pay for two different kids, he forced them to pretend to be the same person. they now have a disney channel show in which hannah screeches on and on about how she wants to do the right thing. in other words, a really, really stupid tv show.

Hannah Montana: "I'm Hannah Montana!!!"
Miley Cyrus: "No you're not! I am!"
Billy Ray Cyrus: "You're both Hannah Montana! Now lets make a show on TV about it!"
Hannah and Miley: "Yay!!!"
By Ranna
Hannah Montana
An obnoxious 15-year-old girl who claims that she's a rock star when really all she is is a bubblegum pop star that will eventually be burned down just like the rest of the Disney Channel stars.

Can you name one Disney Channel girl star that has been mega famous and HASN'T ended up like a total trainwreck? (some that have are: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jamie-Lynn Spears, etc.)

Can't act, sing or make jokes for her life.
The laughter tape stays on for WAYYY too long on that show.

Also known as the idiotic Miley Cyrus.
Because her parents are so witty and smart as to name her after a smile. Now we must all bow down to them. *rolls eyes*
Disney wants to milk her for what she's worth, this includes selling Hannah Montana wigs so every little girl can feel 'special', Hannah Montana karaoke machines so that every little girl can be trained to produce the shitty tunes the stupid singer carries out, etc.

Nickames: Hannah Montanal, Miley Walrus, Miley Virus

Hannah Montana: Hey y'all. I done and got mahself a reeaall career as an amazingg actress und singaar. o doiii. I'm so sneakeh, nobodiee knows that I am Miley Cyrus. Heheeehe. Oh Em Gee, I have the best liifeh. Let's sing and brag to the world :D hyuk hyuk!

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By Juli
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana is one of the most atrocious attempts at children's entertainment ever. I have never seen worse acting or writing on a television program of any sort. Miley Cyrus is horrendous and looks like she's squeezing one out with her same scrunched up face on each punch line. Her father is even worse. And the two boys playing her brother and fawning idiot friend are the worst mugging hams of TV since Danny Bonaducci on the Partridge Family.This is the show that makes you wonder what ever happened to intelligent children's entertainment. See lowest common denominator.

My niece and nephews brains turned to much after watching one inane episode of this Hannah Montana shlock. They are permanently scarred.
By Odette
Hannah Montana
one of the most annoying shows of all time. the plot is unbelievable: c'mon a girl is a student at day and puts on a whig and ta da she is a popstar? miley cyrus couldnt sing or act to save her life. she got the job cause her dad is some famous country singer. the show has some crappy jokes and suckass acting. if i see that guy who plays her brother i will strangle his ass. this show gives people in the country bad names. if you are guy and like this show, you must be a little fruity.

girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
By Arlina
Hannah Montana
The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.

11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
By Arliene
Hannah Montana
one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.

Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!
By Veronika