The best of the worst. Tool and
widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest
Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your
Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.
I don't
have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will
head down to the usual
scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.
