The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
By Ibbie
Udonis Haslem
Power forward for the 2006 NBA champ Miami Heat. He is a scrappy player known for his agressive rebounding and underrated defence. Although he is undersized he has emerged as one of the best forwards in the game. He shoots a high percentage from the field and plays off of Shaq very well. When Shaq gets doubled he passes it to Haslem who hits his mid range jumpers. He is a big help to Shaq down low.
Udonis Haslem plain shut down Rasheed Wallace during the Eastern Conference Finals and wore down Dirk during the NBA finals.
