hey-shuhnt.
1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. Outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.
Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti,
Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis in the
queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society known as "
modernity."
Hastience
Hastiently
Hastientness
Every US presidential candidate is
hastient with regard to their ascension to the Presidency. Once they get there, they're just psychopaths on a rampage
at the helm of the largest and most powerful military ever known to humankind.
Whilst awaiting for his boyfriend to climax, Tosh subconsciously gave his man 0 points as he hastiently took it up his now inflamed anus so as not to hurt his
haisian man's feminine sensitivity, especially since they had just run out of Cialis.
