Head Butt - Thick Dictionary

Head Butt

To hit someone with your head, causing them to fall on their butt.

By Kordula

Missouri Head Butt

When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.

Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.

Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!

By Lanita

Pendleton Head Butt

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.

Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"

By Ella

Viking Head Butt

When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.

Last night I viking head butted your mother.

By Delora

Colorado Head Butt

A fake head butt followed through with a straight punch to the nuts

I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt

By Yolanda

Butt Head

a stupid, obstinate, or perverse person.

Biff Tannen was a butt head.

By Ardenia

Butt Head

A pain in the ass

Man, you're little brother is a major butt-head

By Alyson

Butt-head

The correct spelling of butthead.

Shut up beavis, metallica sucks, the singer looks like the cowardly lion.