Define Heading Meaning

Heading
The insertion of the head into the anus of another.

Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.
By Hannie
Heading
when lesbien 1 spreds her legs and when lesbien 2 bends over with a lubed up head and runs towards lesbien 1 and inseerts her head into liesben 1 minge repeatly for added pleasure

fiona: nives would u do me the honour of inserting ure finely lubed head into my large opening;)

nives: ofcourse fiona i do love heading u ever so much
By Delilah
Heading
The ACTUAL definition of heading is heeding reading a book.

I'm heading this book from start to end possibly to my friend.
By Alanah
Head Is Head
The phrase used to justify hooking up with an ugly or sub-par chick.

Jack- Yo dude I finally got with that Katie chick!
Nick- Nice bro, is she hot?
Jack- Head is head bro.
Nick- I'll take that as a no...
By Philippa
Head-Head
Similar to bed head however instead of indicating you just got out of bed, it looks like you just gave head.

Characterized by a large hand print on the back of ones head.

By Sasha
Head For Head
The most pleasurable benefit of giving one's partner a head massage and getting oral sex in return.

I often start giving a simple head massage and it turns into a full blown head for head massage exchange. Give a little, get a little.
By Gert
Head
The part of the body where Thor should've aimed at Thanos in Infinity War.

Why the hell didn't Thor aim for the head.
By Ted
On Heads
Used (primarily by dudes, or bros) to describe a certain action/situation that irritates/agitates you/makes you angry.

Dude 1: "bro I can't believe he stole your polo shirt!"

Dude 2: "I know bro, I'm on heads about that!"
By Vikki
Head On
A mysterious ointment. The only thing known about it is how to use it.

Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On.
By Beitris
Head
Another word for a blow job.
Girls use this to ask guys if they'll let them suck their dick. "Saying I give good head."

Jordan gives good head.
Zach gets head twice a week because hes popular.
She gives amazing head.
By Ange