Define Holey Meaning

Holey
1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"

1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!
By Isahella
Holey
When a girl has some HUGE cleavage. When a woman's cleavage is so huge it's as if she only has two boobs and no sternum.

Man, look at that girl, she's so hot with her holey.

That bitches titties are HUGE. She got that HOLEY!
By Faythe
Holey
Hō-lee

Adverb describing women who dress inappropriately when going to church or a church function.

Jen: Trish dressed so holey today, hipsters and a visible thong at church, dear god.

Kathy: I know right? She is such a trashy skank.
By Dorella
Holey Banana
The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"
By Biddie
Holey Relic
An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!
By Carma
Holey Moley
a phrase used in extreme disbelief, when you're speechless

H- no way! it that bowling for soup naké
J- HOLEY MOLEY!
By Wini
Ass-holey
To be an asshole 24/7/12/365 (366 if you include leap year).

Assholes love to be ass-holey all the damned time.
By Dominga
Holey Harrison
n. The curious art in which one soaks a girl (preferably dead) in a bath tub for 7 days and then proceeds to insert their own holes. In addition they have intercourse with said holes. This action is named after Harrison Ford who was considered an extreme sexual deviant.

Your sister was not happy when i tryed to give her a holey harrison. She was a struggler.
By Sayre
Holey Water

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"
By Jada
Holey Trinity
When a woman is penetrated by 3 guys at the same time, (not to be confused with Holy Trinity).

Sharon Peters (fake name) has guys pay her for the holey trinity. Her ugly sister, Lisa Peters (fake name) has to pay the guys.
By Yevette