Mom:
Gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.
or
Fatass in car behind me: (Honking)
Hey asshole,
get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.
