The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and
saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and
sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and
throw rocks at each other.
Shane looked up on the internet
how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get
a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............
