person 1:
UUUGH I NEED TO FART!!!!!
person 2: What is wrong with you?
person 1: I HAVE THIS
HUGE FART INSIDE OF ME!!! HEEEEELP IT'S COMING OUT!!! (RIPS A HUGE FART)
person 2:
Oh my fucking god!
person 3: what's going on?
person 2: HE JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART!
person 3: are you serious right now?