Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?
Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to
get to class.
Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a
20 minute drive by car!
Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.
Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.
