Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me,
I did not hit her!
Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *
limply throws water bottle*
Friend 1:
Huhh??
Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly
Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.
