Another way of saying I don't know or
idk, but much
more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being
inappropriate.
Can also be abbreviated as "idk".
Example one:
Person 1: Hey, are you still
going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D
Example two:
Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please
say something to
comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*